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Reed. When you were 4 years old what did you want to be for halloween?

I didnt know what halloween was or how to spell it. I was a very sheltered child

ok. lets try this again with somewhat real answers

that was 100%real

ha. okay

If you could ask a genie (sp) one question what would it be?

So….where you from?

hmmm. haha. pretty good answer. I would have asked her, assuming its a girl what are the next winning lotto numbers

interesting

Do you know the capitol of new mexico?

albaquerky

i know how to say it but not spell it

I hunt there

your good

you would say that

i pray there

moving on

mk…

awkward…

If a tree falls down in a forrest will bears get mad?

in some cases bears eat bugs(grubbs) and grubbs live in old rotten fallen down trees. So no

valid point

we got a thinker

Reed. Do you currently have a girlfriend?

I have friends that are girls and i have a wife that lives in Texas.

She comlpetes me. Love you hunnietwinkles

I catch your drift. Reason I ask is because at PWT events or call them what you want you seem to have a pack of snow bunnies following you around. And I’m not talking about Matt Manzari. Why do you think they flock to you?

WELL BOB, Some say its my tall slender figure, some say its the hair, some say its the confidence, but i say its because i follow Nick Taylor around

he is prettier than any girl i know

hmmm

you can HMMM all you want but you know itsw true

never met the kid

Sorry Danny

I couldnt pick him out of a line at the bumper go round fun cars they have at the polk county fair each year

his looks surpass that of a young brittney spears

you would KNow

Im not a very serious kinda guy….wait….but anyways. I dont want this interview getting too serious so I will just ask you this one question. You read the article in the latest Alliance about wakeskating and who was the best in 07. Your thoughts?

I think the best in 07 was somebody who did well in contests, was inovative with his riding, pumped out a good section, got good coverage, and rocked the world

I personally dont think that Nick hit all of those but….

who am i?

some said you rocked the world the hardest in 07?

YOUR REED HANSEN!!!!!

Middle names Andrew and dont forget it

speaking of Andrew. Would you happen to know what Gerry Nunn is doing these days?

he is eating healthy, staying in shape and riding like the true American he is

PWC / Boat / winch ? man thats such a typical question. I hate myself. HOLD ON. You are about to shoot a cover shot for a magazine. Lets say its for Women&Guns Digest. The photographer is leaving the shot up to you. What would you use (pwc / boat / winch ) and what trick would you like to be doing? READY GO!!!!!!

hmmmm

…..

(thats the sign of me thinking)

i know tommy

Its Reed

my bad

Flicked kickflip out of a big gap

coolest shot i could thik of

so a winch?

well it could be pulled by a jet ski but yeah

gotcha

next question Fred

so um. in skateboarding they measure things by stairs. 5 stair, 9 stair. How should they measure gaps/ drops in wakeskating?

wompoms?

when i measure a gap it goes between the rang of knee, waist, chest, head, and huge

5 wompom?

some people go by feet but im not that good at counting

hmm. interesting. i like that

wompom will also work

You know Parks right?

if your too hairy

heard of him?

i would call myself acquainted with him

his best video section ever?

12 honkeys

Also my favorite section ever

really

fav. wakeskate section?

12 honkeys, PARKS

just kidding Dan

hmmmm….

never actually seen it

four more questions for tonight

1. Next trick you want to see in wakeboarding and wakeskating?

if you could think of five then i would be happiert

wakeboarding and wakeskating?

do they have to be the sametrick?

no. two different tricks

one for wakeboarding and one for wakeskating. what do you want to see happen?

Wakeboarding, i want to see my brother do a method into the flats over another boat tower.

that would be extreme

you dont think that would be just stupid?

wakeskating, tantrum

tantrum Reed ?

jk

the boat tower thing would be awesome

ha

Wakeskating, wake to wake frontside flip done at least at 75 foot rope

who influences you the least in the wakeboarding / wakeskating industry?

bam. reversed that question

lol

ummmm….

ha. it doesnt have to be a specific name

type maybe?

Well i would put Pat Panakos and Scott Byerly in the same category. both are them are truely looking out for the sports best interest and not there own. They are expanding it way better than anybody else at the moment

NO I SAID THE LEAST!!!!!

NOT THE MOST!!!

i thought you reversed the question?

I did. people usually ask who inspires / influences riders the most. I want to know the opposite

oh

ok

But you answered the next question with Pat and Scott so thats cool.

kkkkkkk….

ok we will skip that question. I cant ever get anyone to answer that question

this one is hard

wanna skip it?

i will

no

I just got a pen stuck in a curl from my hair

anybody who doesnt think that fins are important in waqkeskating

thats when you know u are curl

favorite wakeskate photographer?

Erik Abbadess

huh

well i think that Josh probably takes the best photos, but Abba is my favoriute

Why have you never gotten a cover shot?

because nobody likes me

idk Dan

is it cuz your too good of a photographer so they wont come shoot you cuz they are jeolous?

you tell me

lol

i wish

I have a hunch

I forgot what question that was…. who cares. I love you

i like to shoot twice as much as i used to because now we can sit around and talk about cameras

love you too

ya thats cool. I like to film twice as much because I can sit around and talk about how poor I am.

sorry. shouldnt vent

lol

your a minor

yessss

How come you and I dont drink? dont say cuz your a minor. I wasnt born yesterday. Punk kids. Is it because we are tall?

well the length of our bones shouldnt have much to do with it. possibly because we have long hair.

when did you become a scientist?

Im not sure why you dont drink but i dont cause the bible says you shouldnt drink to get drunk, and if i drank i would get drunk for susre

twice yesterday

ha ha. I get drunk on flavored water

lol

well im about out of questions. Im going to the sauna. Anything you want to ask me?

yeah,

Why are you sooooo strangely attcacted to German cooks?

huh? ask another

Why do you feel the absolute need to give someone a new nickname everytime you see them?

easy. My parents locked me in a basement for 78 hours when I was in 5th grade. duh

why would you bring that up again?

sorry, forgot all about it…

its cool. well. have a good night. lets do this again in a couple days

well im all out of questions. are there any that you wanna ask me?

im out

ok

i like it

bye dad

i mean

./…

bye ralph wiggims